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Next Gen: Hilarity by degrees

After the controversial New York Post article, which openly advised people not to purchase an XBOX 360, another publication has aired a similar opinion.

(The above image is a parody...but 50 Cent: Bulletproof?!?)

“If you still haven't been swayed and are actually thinking about buying an Xbox 360, you should know it has severe limitations which could put you and your family at risk. In the event of an emergency, the Xbox 360 can NOT be used as a flotation device and has not been approved to put out grease fires due to its shoddy design and Microsoft's willingness to cut corners. The console does indeed play dvds, but fast-forwards through scenes it doesn't like and flat out refuses to play any movie starring a now-deceased actor.”


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